Monday, December 22, 2008

tagged by yeehua... - . -

1. Who is more important to you?
- My parents!.. duh.. they do all the fetching, feeding, milking and stuffs.. thanks loads

2.H0w often do you think of committing suicide?
- lols.. once this year.. =/.. thanks to that someone i wont.. xD

3. Do you think you have enough confidence?
- ROFL!!.. i love it when ppl ask me this question... ;)

4.How many babies you want?
- whoa whoa whoa.. take it easy... 2.. one dude one dudette..

5. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
- no.. i believe the haste will go away though..

6. What is your goal for this year?
- evrybody's goin ahh SPM SPM.. me too.. =]

7. Do you believe in eternity love?
- nope.. it's about how well we control our lusts..

8. What's a perfect girlfriend/boyfriend like to u?(List 5)
- LOOK AT THE POST BELOW!.. xD.. number 5)

9.List 3 characteristic of your best friend.
- wait.. lemme think who is my best fren.. high in confidence, smart, outgoing

10. What is your bad habit?
- i sleep a lot.. up to 15 hours a day.. hell me..

11. What's your opinion with Distance relationship?
- msn chatting, cyber sex, webcam, adobt your own babies applications.. - . -

12. What does flying means to you?
- dropping right after that..

13. What do you crave for the most currently?
- ivan nid hug.. hug hug please.. =[

14. Are you single/relationship?
- it's unfair for me to say that im single... T_T.. well single.. bahahaha

15. Describe the person who tagged you in 7 words.
- her ar?.. yelloww, violent(satay a lot), gud fren when you nid one..

16. What have you done to yourself make yourself happy?
- i uhh... sleep... no seriously.. i sleep when im down..

17.What will you become in another 10 years to come?
- WHOA!.. i'd write an essay on this.. ROFL
- i am gonna be either a successful doctor/actor/engineer... or a bum.. - . -

18. Where are your desire destinations?
- somewhere not too hot, not too cold, a lot of tree, no mosquitoes, skies' always blue.. uhh heaven... not now not now!.. gimme a hundred more years.. ^^

19. Do you play Gunbound
- HELL QUESTION!.. WHO DA F wrote this.. - . - yea i do sadly.. xDDD

20. (Ivan's secret question.. >:D).. what's the advantage of having a gf/bf now?
- they care more when ur down.. =].. i heard..

TAGGED: nicole, yingqi, anoili..


Remove one question from above and add in your personal question.
Make a total of 20 questions and tag 3 people.
List them out at the end of the post.
Notify them in their cbox that they've been tagged.
Whoever does the tag will have blessings.



1) i nid to learn how to driveeeeeeeee!

2) Earn big bucks..

3) SCREW SPM HARD !.. pawn it..

4) a special notebook that can giv me the brains of an einstein..

5) A HAWT GF!..
- not bitchy
- not cold
- very much alive
- loves partaying!
- shorter than ivan tan.. im 5"8.. any taller go screw urself.. xD
- cute!..
- active!..
- not over conservative... but a lil bit is gud..
- mysterious!
- willing to share secrets
- AND YEAH!.. someone that matches my confidence level.. try me.. =]

6) THE LOOKS.. it's okayy if not.. i already hav one anyways.. ROFL yea hate me.. =]

7) get a good career.. launch me up, gimme a gud headstart babeh...

8) more friends that actually cared.. and not selfish..

9) a box that keeps all my sweetest memory of the past..

10) another box to keep all my tasks and schedules in place

11) to represent malaysia in something.. anything!.. preferably sports.. in ur face!.. =p

12) GROW TALLER!.. 5"11 <---- please please

13) the perfect body to head ratio.. - . -

and last but not least...

14) make my parents happyyyy.. i love them.. =]..

i can giv up all 13 other wishes for this one..

okayyyyyyy.. hold on..
maybe not number 2..
not 3 either..

and number 5!.. =x bahaha

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

ZomGOSH.. my blog's dead?

december (1)

ROFL!.. fer d whole december month i've only posted 1 post? not even "posts" with an S !
Okayy.. ill juz dig out wad's interesting.. =]
Check out the difference between these 2!.. xD
OkayOkay.. *drums rolling~*..
"tang yuan" made by a fren..

my fren's "Tang yuan" ><







Suspense a bit.. =DD
MINE!!.. ROFL.. =x

Like playing playdough..
Fun.. =]
RAWR!.. it's fuglyyyy i knoww.. - . -..
and again..
flame me.. shoot me.. "omg ivan you sucked in making tang yuan" me.. wdv~..

Sunday, December 7, 2008


5am.. reached school compound...
darn sleepy.. someone said wanna gimme morning call but AEROPLANE instead..
o well..

not a picture guy..
so here's d 1st pic i took.. somewhere near perak? lols no idea.. slept the whole way..
wake up for food and only food..

Yeah!... the cutest coffee lady ever..
juz woke up at that time.. she asked.. ah boy want something to drink?
i joked.. you say wad i drink wad..

lazy to choy this siao without hesitating.. she replied.. kopi or peng(DARN I HATE THAT DRINK).. lols.. and so.. i hav to stick with that drink..

our "not-so-pleasant-smelling-but-very-cosy room".. =p

GUESS WAD!?.. aircondddddd.. xDD.. lucky for me and my roommate.. our aircond is the fewer ones that actually work!.. lol

my evrything... - . -..all black and white... how dull can my life be..

team SPIRIT.. zomgwtfbbq. lols
team slogan : go spirit, gogo spirit, gogogo... err.. unity is success, we are the best! blahaha

how high can the egg go?.. 39cm..
did the finishing touch that earned us 39 points.. xD.. who's da man..

LOL WTH WAS THAT!?.. 4 dudes gaying in a room.. rofl..

Gravity distorts my face..

6.30am in d morning... all prepared and im dhe only one still brushing..
wonder where i find the time to take this pic.. lamenesssss.. =x

INTI IS HUGEEEEEEE....very very huge.. nida walk 15mins juz to get to the cafeteria..

sadly here's the only compound pic i took.. = . =

oh boy oh boy.. you are one big butterfly.

our yeng prefect attire.. all black and white like wanna chut sua lidat.. xD

@ KLCC burger king... dum dum posers.. WOOAHAHA. - . -

never fail to vain around.. rofl

whoa it's bbbb.. bbb.. bigg!.

everybody say INTIIIIIII.. - _ - im kneeling down 1st row black shirt..


Friday, November 28, 2008

Training Workshops.. =]

And so...

it's a sunny thursday... happily attending a prefects' training course..

HAHA... there's this workshop we seniors make specially to train our juniors...this is how it went.. =x

The situation : a class full of paikias.. we're s'pose to be out from class.. not that easy of course!..gave them a hard time..

Me... bringing a Hp to skul... die die duwan let go.. xD they decided to snatch instead.. awws

4 Ganged me.. ROFL.. xD.. someone shrieked!.. baahaha.. had lotsa fun..
juz in case you are speaker-less or dum.. here's out dialogues.. xD

Junior A : 拿电话给我。。
Ivan : *acts dumb* HAR?我啊? Uhhhh... 讲please.. 可以吗?讲please.. ROFL..

Junior A,B,C and D came charging at me.. -.-

Ivan : HAR?!.. AIYO!.. *lost connection*.. xDDDDD

A dude trying to confiscate my hp.. =x bahahaha

Dialogues :

Ivan : Har?

Junior A : 做么你拿电话来?

Ivan : 做么我拿电话来啊?哈。拍你络。。 =x

Junior A *snatches hp*..

Ivan : 跌怎样,跌怎样?不能问好来阿?

Junior A accidentally hit a paikia behind..

Ivan : 讲 sry..

Paikia : Lema ane luan lang an chua kun!... (your mother so noisy how am i s'pose to sleep!) -.-

Ivan : 现在要做什么?。

Junior A : 现在请出去 *grabs my shirt*

Ivan : 去哪里? 去哪里?去做么?

Junior A : 请出去排队。。 *getting pissed*

Ivan : 不要动我 !x2..等下我受伤怎样?

Junior A : 拿电话来~


That's about all.. funny workshops.. xD

hope they manage to learn something from those situations.. cheers!. =] rofl

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Gurney OR Qbay?.. -.-.. wrong choice..

Should hav stayed @ home...


there's like 3 gals and 3 boys..

prob is.. 4 of them are couples!..
wait lemme count...

6 minus a big 4.. = 2.. 2! 2! 2!.. SHEESH!.. i hav no idea why am i included in this outing.. - _ -
me and another gal..

she's not ugly.. BUT BUT!! not my type.. =]
went to watch wushu.. DARN i wanted to watch quarantineeee.. they're too small..
too bad.. i LOOK 18 okay?.. XD
luckily couple seats not available... xD

i spent my whole day searching for stickers.. - _ -
stick stick stick.. = =
Hell yeah you better thank me alright?.. =x

found em at last.. popular 3rd floor stationery section.. =X

soon after finding it...

someone came over right in front of me and...
and he friggin punched me in d face..

Da blood...

met up with mum after that..
bought some shirts.. for once.. i trusted her sense of fashion.. ^^

Not bad.. kamsia.. muacks. ^^

oops i tilted it again.. xD..
love making heads turn BEBEH!

and so... this is the end of another lame post.. ^^
Cheers!.. buh bye for now

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

At friend's house.. =] (PART 1)

What can i say... We're lame.. =]

Here's some video that might eat up some of ur time..

Anyways.. it's worth viewing.. ^^ trust me..

it's late.. and what do we do when it's late?..
But nope.. Nyehahaha..

we play games!

well.. here's a short description of this game we're playing

The rules : -
(1) it's okay to laugh ur ass off.. free medical care provided
(2) Play at your own risk.. and they really mean it when they say it..
(3) no more i s'pose.. =x

The game : -
(1) pick a scrabble tile from a sack like bag.. 2 will be chosen out of uhh.. 12 of us?
(2) the unlucky ones are required to complete certain tasks provided..

Toilet Bowls can never be THIS fun!.. ;P

unlucky ming yi got the 1st blood in this video...

Main cast --> Ming Yi!

This game is simple.. =x... drop a coin into DA BOWL.. and pick it up with your bare hand..

This is disturbing.. it's so funny you dont even hav to know what's the game about

Damn nicholas was laughing so hard he had a concussion..

The main cast. LingFeng!

The game --> Pinch your nose and sing a song!

Song chosen --> Twinkle Twinkle lil star..

lol.. Cacing fight/Mating Cacing

Beware.. not suitable for WORMS of all types under the age of 1. IT contains extreme cacing violence...

Casts --> ZhaoQin and Ming Yi(darn unlucky dude)..

Game description? Watch and learn.. lols


Monday, November 10, 2008

A date with mum..

It's a lazy lazy sunday..

nothing's better than spending time with mum..

been out all day with friends on friday and saturday..
dont wanna neglect mum rite? =x


aww she's happy~..
a guai kia? i'd rate myself 10/10.. rofl

p/s :

to those who feel that goin out with mum is a shame/nerdy..

get a life.. make ur friends breast feed you... =X


When you were 8 years old, your mom handed you an icecream.

You thanked her by dripping it all over your lap.

When you were 9 years old, she paid for piano lessons.

You thanked her by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old she drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another.

You thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, she took you and your friends to the movies.

You thanked her by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows.

You thanked her by waiting until she left the house.

When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming.

You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.

When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.

You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, she came home from work, looking for a hug.

You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car.

You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.

You thanked her by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation .

You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags.

You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.

You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.

You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, she quietly died.

And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART..

Tuesday, October 28, 2008


Sorry boys and girls..

-This blog is currently under construction-

due to internal situations..
might not be able to update it anytime soon..

Dear Clubbers,

Please be informed that there will be a network maintenance on the 29th of October from 1300HRS (+8 GMT) to 7th of November 0000HRS (+8 GMT) as soon as i finish my friggin exams...

Blog service will not be available during this period of time.
Kindly log out before the stated time of commencement.

Updates to come:
(ii) Me in my boxers/sexy red pajamas


The following services will also NOT be available:

-mental disruption services
-A-Cash Charging/Money donating if ya wanna donate
-flaming and "GOSH I HATE YOUR BLOG" comments will not be HIEWed during this Maintenance.

I would like to apologise for any inconvenience caused.

myLAME SEA Administrator

p/s :
CHEERS~.. gambatte ivan.. PAWN THOSE EXAMs!..
if ya'll wanna wish me gud luck and stuff...

contact me.. 016-497060X.. woops.. =p
once more...anonymous numbers without self intro will not be HIEWed..

Thursday, October 23, 2008


K.. i was absent from school..

i saw my book before it was handed in..

ivan : "Wata!!.. who did this..!" (well i know who.. he did this to like evrybody..)

dun care... hey zehong... can help me liquid it up? *says thank you and walks away* I FRIGGIN SAID THANK YOU!!..

and my so-called "friend" did this..


and..They think it's funny.. -.-
LAUGHED THEIR ***king ass off.. -.-

and the best part is..
my teacher circled it~.. wootx!..

gotta do some explanation tomoro... =.=
Vengeance is mine ! $*&#@^&...

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Love is in the air...

Was feeling sleepy after studying physics for like 5mins?
decided to look out d window rite in front of me...

and guess wat...

check out this short clip...

No... im not a stalker..and the main thingy in this video is not the green field =.=
look further... you see that ah ma and ah gong?

well... my 1st thought was..
LMAOS!.. walk so slow.. woii careful la.. got chia (car) behind you guys..
*faster take out camera record juz in case* nyehahaaa..

But... they were like holding hands and protecting each other..

HOLIE BLEEP.. it touched me.. (no not their hands).. their love for each other..

they muz've been together for like half a century??..
plastic aso decompose d lar!....

to those who think relationships wont last long..

think twice.. =]..



Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Rainy day.. What to do?.. GAY AROUND~.. =]

October.. 14th..

10 days countdown to the finals..
what to do?..

Feeling so darn downnn.... No mood to study arh!..
acting emo..
some crazy dudus managed to put a piece of paper below me like im shiting..

then, as if im not depressed enough...
here comes a second lameo dude...

lol.. =x..aherms.. Frenn ar.. ur not helping..

Then.... thanks to my other bunch of friends...
Oh greeeeeeat... this helps A LOT.. =]

This too.. ._.
SOME limited edition GAY-AROUND PICHAS..

Contains :-
i) retards..
ii) "hunks"
iii) The wu liao
iv) The thicked skin

it started off when we left this guy sitting over there alone by himself... well.. he got bored..
and picked up a blue chair..... and you know.... sorta placed it on top of his head?..
Somebody : HEY!.. stopp.. take a pic!

Fiction : people do this out of boredom
Facts : only HE does that... and me too.. =]

one not enough?.. we hav add ons..

Fiction : More chairs = cooler shots
Facts : HELL YEAH!
leng zai acting cutee.. wootx.. =]

The cap.

Jokersss... =D

Dont ask me why.. i hav zero ideo what this picture is and what's the point of taking it..

p/s kevin suggested the leg thingy.. yay!.. o.x

If it's lame.. post it..
The sun is up again!.. cheers.. =]
Now the vid..

moonwalk's the main thingy.. other's crap.. =[

This post's only meant for viewing purpose..

Sunday, October 12, 2008

OMFG!!... How to study?!?!?!.. that's the question

Effective Study skills are about more than understanding..

Tips to remember..

A schedule saves time

now that we hav 16 days left.. and like 8 major subjects to study?

average of 2 per day.. Jiayouz. =]

A summarize of our time left...

24 hours MINUS

7 hours of sleep

2 hours of food food

5 hours of slackings (doin misc stuff)

4 hours of our so-called rest our mind study delays aka PLAY..

that's like 6 hours per day?! NOT COUNTING TUITION!.. and that's the time we hav for the weekends!!..

Weekdays leh?

roughly 8 hours of school

2 hours of food

less slacking.. plus minus 3 hours

less sleep x.x plus minus 6 hours

leisure... 0-3 hours..

ZOMG!!.. that's like 3 or 1 hour left to study!..

overall time left for me.. 22 hours per week.. 2 weeks.. 44 hours.. 8 subjs.. 5 hours per sub.

minus tuition time = G.G Bye bye


wat to do wat to do..

Last minute study tips for slackers... HIP HIP HORRAY TIPS!!..














Desperate times call for desperate measures; counting down to finals..

Friday, October 10, 2008

My Class.. My Life!!.. =D.. Its Ze Best Class ever!

阿猪,阿狗?。。全都是我好友!。。 =D

Explicit contents Not suitable for :-
The Headmaster..
The Teachers..
Our parents...
Over sensitive loners...

Here's some different people in my class..

Early in the morning..

Sleeping God (right) and his new recruit (left)


he loves his cap.. =x..
our not-so-brave monitor.. ;)..

a funny and great guy to hang out with..


Well sure.. a lot of us do study sejarah..
and SOME of us can make sexy poses..

But how many of us can do both @ the same time?! ;)


Rock on LIBRARIANS!!..


Buy Big lose Big.. Buy Small Lose Big aso..
We play for d love of the game.. Not for d money..!


190cm?.. watever.. =x.. The main Homework distributor.. *salutes*
Within, stood a tall old man, clean shaven save for a long white moustache, and clad in black from head to foot, the only speck of colour in within...

Kay, that's about all about my class.. Now the activities.. =]

A 3 minute trip around my class ALONG WITH A 30 seconds bonus Quotes by our teachers.. =]..
No animals or people have been hurt in the filming process ...



wished i can be like him..
one idiom to describe.. 出淤泥而不然 =]


scores.. for 21 dots.. 二十一点。lol..

The losing face..*sobs* =p..
i aso lose !.. =[


Wednesday, October 8, 2008

You Know Wat i Did last RAYA?

See how i screw up my hols.. All the plays and None of the studies..

around 28 days @ that time.. and with 0 knowledge to the whole form4 YEAR..
People tend to get nervous with all those ooh ahhs and stuff..

Not me.. - _ -

to start off my hols..


Day 2, Sunday..
Duno who the **** woke me up @ 5 early in the morning.. Honking early in the morning.. Whoever it is.. Thanks a lot..
no mood..

whole day was like

The Weekdays..
Teacher showing off his art talents.. -__-
Tuition Tuition and more Tuition..
no time to hang out at all.. or was i lazy?..

nvm bout that.. newayz.. here's wat i did..
read almost 1/2 of this lame book.. =D

OH HERE's a nice one.. ^____^

Q : What's the similarity between Kodak and condoms?
A : They are both there to catch those special moments..
O_O.. kay you may laugh now.. *colds*

ntg better to do + free time + in need of losing weight = DUMBELL....
Q : weight of dumbell?.. A : 5kg ._.

Saturday and Sunday leh?
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